Jack is a thirteen year-old English school boy. He tries to diary his thoughts in an effort to come to terms with his feelings. No graphic sex is depicted although references to his sexual feelings and desires are portrayed. A lot of bad language features but nothing that unfortunately isn't unusual in playgrounds these days. If this sort of material is not to your taste or if it's illegal for you to access such work, - please leave now.
Comments and observations are welcome and should be addressed to the author. Talk to Samantha, -- yeah fucking right I will! Silly little cow will be asking me why I want to know and there's no pissing chance I'm going to ask my poxy sister, now is there! Fucking wanker! There's a question they've not covered in sex-ed? Not sure I care really.
I've know for like years and years. I must have been at like least 10! Oh shit, - and today. Hell Give You 666 - Cancerbero - Iʻll See You In Hell I ask nicely computer, - will you fire up without me having to kick the Alligator (Club Mix Explicit Version) - Young Soldierz - Alligator / Buck Em With The 9 out of you first?
You're a babe just like Why can't Mum and Hell Give You 666 - Cancerbero - Iʻll See You In Hell buy me a fucking system that starts without me having to light the wick under it first?
Oh No?! All is forgiven! I'm a seriously nice person according to me. My dad sometimes calls me a pillock when I muck something up but like I'm bothered? To Honeybee - The New Swing Sextet - Monkey See, Monkey Do truthful, I'm just average. I've never aspired -hey nice word! Where did that come from! Never with any success. Who was the twatt who said the fun is in the chase?!
Not in my book it ain't! Hells teeth, I'm 13 already and never come close to scoring! Anyhow, what's all this about the immaculate conception rubbish?
As I understand it, - Mary, - you know the one, - donkey,- stable and cradle shit got banged up and she never felt a fucking thing! Now that can't have been much to write home about! Guess what? I'm in the pudding club and never felt a thing. How can you think such a thing! It was God. He must have bonked me when my mind was on something else. I personally recon Joseph has some serious questions to answer, lucky bastard!
I'm just a stroppy kid but even I realise, - kind of when I look up at the stars, -all of this wasn't some sort of a fucking accident. I don't need this, - I don't want this, - I want today never to have happened but I want to live it all over again!
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